I have cloistered myself up in my chambers wishing to see no one (save the chamber maid, who is french.)
Alas!, I've been crying bitter tears over the fact that Marnie, O! My Queen Of Scots Tissues and other paper products (who has such a wonderous ass) and somehow manages to be princess of pie, will be away. AWAY! I say....
...where is the justice--nay!--the good, in this life?
'Oh, chambermaid, I think my cape needs primping...'
Alas!, I've been crying bitter tears over the fact that Marnie, O! My Queen Of Scots Tissues and other paper products (who has such a wonderous ass) and somehow manages to be princess of pie, will be away. AWAY! I say....
...where is the justice--nay!--the good, in this life?
'Oh, chambermaid, I think my cape needs primping...'
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 9:06 AMI hear she's going for butt implants. She'll be able to sit standing up. -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 9:09 AMYeah. I heard that. The retractable kind too:
The cheeks are hydraulic, so if she wants to move from a sitting-while-standing-up position, to a standing-while-standing up position, she can do it with the press of a button. -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 9:49 AMAnd in honor of representin' the west side, I can simply engage a single cheek in unison with my beat of a favorite Hip Hop tune. -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 10:06 AMHahaha! What an image. I'll always picture you this way. -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 10:08 AMI've now trumped "bubble butt" huh? -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 10:13 AMChange it to "beach ball butt" and you're set!
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 10:33 AMBlasphemy! No implants can trump my natural gluetal glory!
All hail me! Ghetto-Booty Barbie! -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 10:36 AMYou'll have to join "My Wonderous Ass" for that.
[www.tribe.net/tribe/servl...TribeCard.vm
And post a pic of it, too. Otherwise, just because you're royalty doesn't prove that you are truly a Ghetto-Booty Barbie. -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 10:53 AMHelooooo--private tribe....
I had to take down most of the more flattering images of my ass because it was apparently undermining all my debates and arguments. Apparently women shouldn't have BOTH a hot ass and a brain. -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 11:29 AMThats the dumbest thing I ever heard. I wanted to rub lotion on your bottom before I even saw your self esteem, I was hoping you wouldnt look like my grandma or something.
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 4:43 PMI too have a queenly badonkadonk ASS....
But it is for private viewing only... Again I protect the integrity and virtue of my ASS. -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 4:53 PMIf that's the case, please send me a private message with an attached pic of your wonderous ass.
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 5:10 PMMy own ass is, well, princely. -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 5:30 PMSo I've heard! So I've HEARD! -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 5:34 PM"So I've heard! So I've HEARD!"
Oh, dear. The vulgar have been talking again! :) -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 5:53 PM"Yesh, they have! ;D"
*exquisite sigh!* That's one of the drawbacks of royal blood, my pet. The ceaseless chatter of the commonality...
I'm sure you'll agree. ;)
Whatever they say of my ass (probably all true, but still), I'm still the Prince of Lollipop.
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 5:31 PMSo how many Wondrous Ass tribes are there now? I just want to join the cool one. -
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Wed, August 25, 2004 - 5:51 PMWhat about the assinine mo betta meta tribe?
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