This is the Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie-A-Thon.
We will sit here in quiet and/or really boisterous vigil until Our Good Queen reappears! The Royal Staff is terribly twitterpated, Marnie, dear. They need you back. As do I, as do I...
<sniff, sniff>
[I'm not getting maudlin. I just have a bad cocaine habit.]
We will sit here in quiet and/or really boisterous vigil until Our Good Queen reappears! The Royal Staff is terribly twitterpated, Marnie, dear. They need you back. As do I, as do I...
<sniff, sniff>
[I'm not getting maudlin. I just have a bad cocaine habit.]
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Wed, September 8, 2004 - 11:55 PM<[I'm not getting maudlin. I just have a bad cocaine habit.]>
does anyone have a GOOD coke habit? -
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Wed, September 8, 2004 - 11:58 PMWill you puh-leese just overtly suffer over the fact that Marnie hasn't been posting? She'll love you for it... -
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Thu, September 9, 2004 - 12:02 AMshe loves me anyway,
BUT, i have been feeling a bit irregular lately.
a certain deficiency is to blame, i'm sure.
"marnie, why have you forsaken us???" -
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Thu, September 9, 2004 - 12:07 AMNot bad.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
Thu, September 9, 2004 - 2:21 AMI will sleep in the damp woods with the gameskeepers, dine only on such bark and roots as I can fend without leaving my knees, cover myself in mud, and punch myself repeatedly in the face until She returns. I shall weave a cloak of thorns, horsetails, and broken bits of crockery, and that alone shall be my mantle.
The children of the peasants shudder under their blankets as I scream WOE, WOE until cock's crow. -
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
Thu, September 9, 2004 - 3:19 AMdood, that's some old testament type lament...
i just offered said i missed her and offered to get her drunk...
i am but a peasant in awe of your noble anguish...
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Thu, September 9, 2004 - 7:58 AMHeh heh.
I've been trying on all her tiaras and monarchical robes since she's been away, and fantasizing about changing the royal monogram on all the royal pie plates.
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Thu, September 9, 2004 - 11:42 AMI locked my self in a tower and have let my toenails grow to a ludicrous length.
Typical thursday. But in honor of Marnie, I slaughtered a thousand oxen in hopes the gods will bring her to her keyboard swiftly. -
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Thu, September 9, 2004 - 1:27 PMRapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your toenails!
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Thu, September 16, 2004 - 9:51 PMI've become a hideous parody of a human being, little more than a beast. Covered in long fur-dreds, my tattoos have disappeared beneath a thick layer of muddy rime.
My loyal valet and steward have kept up my castle in hopes that I'll return to it one day, but I just stare up at the moon, and curse the vile Burning Man - forever!
wwwwWWWWOOOOOOE
MmmmMMMmmmMMMOOOOOOAAAAANNNNN -
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Thu, September 16, 2004 - 9:56 PMI'm scared! HOLD ME!
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Thu, September 16, 2004 - 10:42 PMI have gone without posting for days at a time in sympathy for missing Marnie. -
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Thu, September 16, 2004 - 10:48 PMI have taken to drinking wet concrete.
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Thu, September 16, 2004 - 11:42 PMYeah... where has she been? Did I miss the memo? -
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Fri, September 17, 2004 - 10:58 AMFucking TPS reports. -
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Fri, September 17, 2004 - 11:08 AMWithout Queen Marnie I am but an errant, dog-hearted clot pole!; a dizzy-eyed droning puttock!; a puking, fool-born giglet! Lash me a thousand times so that I may not remember the thought that our Good Queen Marnie is not present amongst us!
[for further information on what I am like without Queen Marnie, go to this web page:
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Fri, September 17, 2004 - 9:04 PMI am so deeply sad. I WANT QUEEN MARNIE!!
Who the hell else am I supposed to drink scotch and tequila chasers with?
Huh?
Shiiit. -
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Fri, September 17, 2004 - 9:18 PMI'll put on a wig and pretend to be Marnie, OK?
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Fri, September 17, 2004 - 11:35 PMThis may take a while... -
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Re: Marnie, Queen of Scott's Tissues Princess of Pie
Sat, September 18, 2004 - 2:12 AMm-mmmoan?
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